Does your crush love horror movies? Forget roses! Here's something to get 'em: funny horror movie-themed T-shirts for Valentine's Day. They'll think of your love every time they wear the shirts.
Whether your loved one's passion is gory slasher, vampiric horror, or Lovecraftian monsters, there's a horror tee that's right for him or her.
See also: Horror T-Shirts | Horror Big & Tall T-Shirts
Previously: Top 10 Horror T-Shirts Starring Iconic Horror Movie Villains
Big and Tall (up to Size 10XL)
These funny horror movie tees for Valentine's Day are available in inclusive sizes. Unisex and ladies slim fit tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. Big and Tall T-shirts are available in sizes 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL, 7XL, 8XL, 9XL, and 10XL.
Vampires Love You Forever
No love is forever because, well, people die. But not vampires!
Because only they live forever, vampires are the only things that can love you forever. So be sure to "Give Blood" as this "Vampire Love You Forever" art by indie artist AirborneArtist advises.
The art features a smiling mouth with vampire fans, dripping with blood, over a silhouette of a cemetery on a hill. Bats fly in the red background. The text, "Remember, only vampires can love you forever" is shown at the bottom.
🧛 Get it here: Vampires Love You Forever
Kiss the Goat
Love the Swedish heavy metal band Ghost? Then you'll love this "Kiss the go-Goat"-inspired artwork by indie artist Krobilad.
Here, Krobilad draws Black Phillip of the 2015 indie horror film The Witch. Black Phillip, the assumed mortal form of Satan, is standing in a pentagram drawn in blood and holding a human heart. The text "Kiss the go-goat" and floating hearts are seen in the background.
🐐 Get it here: Kiss the Goat
Expiration Date - Death Skull Valentines Gift
Skeletons were people too! So when they want to go out on a date, do we call it an "expiration date"?
Indie artist Edu Ely had a bit of fun drawing this artwork featuring two skeletons out on a date. They're holding hands and one is feeding another a spoonful of ice cream. The text "Let's Go on an Expiration Date" and a field of stars are in the background.
💀 Get it here: Expiration Date
Terrifying Happy Valentine's Day
Ah, the buzz of love. Normally, Valentine's Day designs are romantic and mushy, but not this one!
Artist Albertocubatas draws a woman holding a large green chainsaw and laughing maniacally, with the words "Happy Valentine's Day" and hearts in the background. What a sweetheart (and perfect for YOUR sweetheart!)
🤪 Get it here: Terrifying Happy Valentine's Day
My First Valentine's
You never forget your first Valentine's ... if you survive it!
In this macabre yet funny art, indie designer Leepianti draws a young child holding a large knife and hovering over a Cupid lying on a Satanic pentagram with burning candles on each of the star points. The Cupid's bow can be seen beside its prone body. The text "My First Valentine's" is seen above the artwork.
👼 Get it here: My First Valentine's
The Kiss of Death
Artist Vincent Trinidad was inspired by Gustav Klimt's iconic oil painting The Kiss for this artwork. Here, we see two skeletons kissing in an embrace, with a pile of skulls at their feet. The skeletons are wearing robes, one of which is decorated with a skull amidst the geometric motif. A crescent moon is seen in the background.
💋 Get it here: The Kiss of Death
I Only Have Eyes For You
Artist Hillary White took the 1959 doo-wop hit by The Flamingos to another (literal) level with this one!
In this artwork, a green skeleton of a hand is offering two eyeballs as gifts. A red heart is shown in the background, with the words, "I only have EYES for you."
👀 Get it here: I Only Have Eyes For You
I'm Your Valentine
Even Xenomorphs need love, so give this larvae a hug!
Artist KingsandQueens draws a silhouette of the Stage 2 Xenomorph Chestburster larvae in pink holding a heart, with the words "I'm Your Valentine" at the bottom.
👾 Get it here: I'm Your Valentine
Crazy Love
Ah, young love. There's nothing cuter than an innocent boy and girl holding hands and gazing into each other's eyes, over a background of a giant pink heart as drawn by artist edsonramos ...
But wait a minute - that boy looks suspiciously like Chucky from the horror movie Child's Play, and that girl looks sort of like Tiffany Valentine (AKA The Bride of Chucky). Plus, they're both holding knives in the back.
🔪 Get it here: Crazy Love
Love Monsters
Even monsters feel love too. Indie artist mommagorilla draws Frankenstein's monster from Mary Shelley's gothic story in an embrace with The Bride of Frankenstein. Flowers and a heart-shaped rope complete the image.
👹 Get it here: Love Monsters
Horror Movies Are My Valentine
If you love watching horror movies - and we're guessing you are since you're reading this list - then this one is perfect for you!
Indie artist S Cube Design presents a trio of movie staples - soda, hotdog, and a bag of popcorn - as horror characters. The soda is holding a bloody axe, and the hotdog revs a chainsaw while the popcorn container is emblazoned with a devilishly grinning skull.
The words, "Horror Movies are My Valentine" in red bloody letters are seen in the background with floating hearts around the design.
🎬 Get it here: Horror Movies Are My Valentine